Lydds
08-07-2002, 10:50 PM
I made a left turn where I was not supposed to and thought I could get away with it... WRONG. lights, lights, lights... shucks.
Cop: (Stern face) What do you think about what you did over there on the boulevard?
Driver: (Honest) I think that I did wrong.
Cop: Yes you did, license, registration and proof of insurance, please. (Cop begins to remove his driving gloves)
Driver: Yes Sir. (frantically looking for the list of items)
Cop: (Taking his aviator sunglasses off now) How do you like this car? this is a very nice car. Have you tried the a.w.d.? ( as he walks around my vehicle)
Driver: No I have not, Do you want to drive it?
Cop: No thank you. I'll be right back. (Items in hand now)
Driver sits in the vehicle and feels sorry for herself. "why me, why me"
Cop: Ok Lydia, your ticket is going to read like this: Front license plate missing, put the plate back on and have an officer sign the ticket. And dont make that turn again. Please drive safely.
Driver: Your kidding. (mouth wide open)
Cop: No, Please drive safely and take care of that car.
Driver sat in the vehicle, made the sign of the cross over her face as a Catholic would. Thinking "wait till the guys hear about this".
I think that my car got me a Monopoly dont go to jail card, right?
Cop: (Stern face) What do you think about what you did over there on the boulevard?
Driver: (Honest) I think that I did wrong.
Cop: Yes you did, license, registration and proof of insurance, please. (Cop begins to remove his driving gloves)
Driver: Yes Sir. (frantically looking for the list of items)
Cop: (Taking his aviator sunglasses off now) How do you like this car? this is a very nice car. Have you tried the a.w.d.? ( as he walks around my vehicle)
Driver: No I have not, Do you want to drive it?
Cop: No thank you. I'll be right back. (Items in hand now)
Driver sits in the vehicle and feels sorry for herself. "why me, why me"
Cop: Ok Lydia, your ticket is going to read like this: Front license plate missing, put the plate back on and have an officer sign the ticket. And dont make that turn again. Please drive safely.
Driver: Your kidding. (mouth wide open)
Cop: No, Please drive safely and take care of that car.
Driver sat in the vehicle, made the sign of the cross over her face as a Catholic would. Thinking "wait till the guys hear about this".
I think that my car got me a Monopoly dont go to jail card, right?